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		<title>LA Auto Show 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was raining and people were unhappy in their cars. It took us two hours to travel 25 miles.
But all this time stuck in our car, surrounded by cars, eventually paid off and we got to look at more cars!
Note: Louise was our photographer today. Unfortunately her camera turned out to not be all that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was raining and people were unhappy in their cars. It took us two hours to travel 25 miles.<br />
But all this time stuck in our car, surrounded by cars, eventually paid off and we got to look at more cars!</p>
<p>Note: Louise was our photographer today. Unfortunately her camera turned out to not be all that good.</p>
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		<title>Alex&#8217;s Dorm Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, we went to Alex&#8217;s dorm to replace his microscopic bed with our old couch. Pics.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, we went to Alex&#8217;s dorm to replace his microscopic bed with our old couch. Pics.</p>
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		<title>Five days in Big Bear&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, lots of people enjoy Big Bear during the winter season, and I can see why. But the lake is also very nice in summer.We just spent five days there with Mary and Louise and I am sunburnt and my legs hurt: we started with a 20-something miles bike ride around the lake. It may [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, lots of people enjoy Big Bear during the winter season, and I can see why. But the lake is also very nice in summer.We just spent five days there with Mary and Louise and I am sunburnt and my legs hurt: we started with a 20-something miles bike ride around the lake. It may not sound like much but it&#8217;s all uphill-downhill-uphill-downhill-rinse and repeat.After that ordeal, I welcomed a simple tour of the lake in paddle boat.
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		<title>The New Sisters</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Last night, we took home two sisters: their temporary names are Sky and Diamond.
They are between six months and a year old; apparently closer to the six months mark and they have a lot of growing left to do.
They are snow Bengals, also known as Leopard Cats.
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<p>Last night, we took home two sisters: their temporary names are Sky and Diamond.<br />
They are between six months and a year old; apparently closer to the six months mark and they have a lot of growing left to do.<br />
They are snow Bengals, also known as Leopard Cats.</p>
<p>.<br />
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<p>Click on the thumbnails for more interesting pictures:</p>
<p><a href="/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=TheSistersAlbum&#038;id=PICT1230"><img src="albums/TheSistersAlbum/PICT1230.thumb.jpg" alt="Sky" /></a>   <a href="/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=TheSistersAlbum&#038;id=PICT1225"><img src="/albums/TheSistersAlbum/PICT1225.thumb.jpg" alt="Diamond" /></a></p>
<p>Sky is obviously the least shy of the two. Here is a short movie of her playing. She is nowhere near as fast as her sister but she can be totally <em>silent</em>:<br />
[See post to watch Flash video]</p>
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		<title>New Toy</title>
		<link>http://chris.ravenscroft.info/new-toy</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it may be a new toy but it&#8217;s pretty darn efficient too.
Introducing: the DC17 &#8220;Animal&#8221;. Every cat lover should have one.
It comes with an impressive features list:
 	   	Low reach floor tool
	  	Mini turbine head
	  	Carpet care kit
	  	5 year warranty
	  	Quick-draw telescope reach
	  	Lifetime HEPA filtration [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image97" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/dysondc17animal50p.jpg" alt="Dyson 17" align="left" />Well, it may be a new toy but it&#8217;s pretty darn efficient too.<br />
Introducing: the DC17 &#8220;Animal&#8221;. Every cat lover should have one.</p>
<p>It comes with an impressive features list:<br />
 	   	Low reach floor tool<br />
	  	Mini turbine head<br />
	  	Carpet care kit<br />
	  	5 year warranty<br />
	  	Quick-draw telescope reach<br />
	  	Lifetime HEPA filtration for cleaner expelled air<br />
	  	Motorized brushbar<br />
	  	Lifetime washable filter<br />
	  	Approved for allergy sufferers<br />
	  	Hygienic and quick to empty<br />
	  	Brush control<br />
	  	Auto-adjusting height<br />
	  	Ergonomic carry handle<br />
	  	Instant stair cleaning<br />
	  	On-board tool storage</p>
<p><span id="more-98"></span></p>
<p>The famous purple cylinders are part of the &#8216;Level 3 Root Cyclone&#8217; suction system.<br />
<img id="image99" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/dc17_cyclones.jpg" alt="Dyson Schema" /><img id="image100" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/extended_hose.jpg" alt="Dyson Extended Hose" />
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<p>Of course, the first room we tried it in was our master bedroom, which has carpeting and, frankly, too many darn cats.<br />
Outcome: I did not remember that our floor was this color!<br />
And, as an added benefit, the cats got scared away when the turbine engaged.</p>
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		<title>The Kansas Board Of Education&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this in a comment on Digg. Therefore I am only able to cite &#8216;digg.com&#8217; as a source.
The Kansas Board of Education voted today to eliminate mandatory teaching of the theory of evaporation from schools across the state. Most scientists believe that water and other liquids are spontaneously converted by so-called evaporation into the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this in a comment on Digg. Therefore I am only able to cite &#8216;digg.com&#8217; as a source.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Kansas Board of Education voted today to eliminate mandatory teaching of the theory of evaporation from schools across the state. Most scientists believe that water and other liquids are spontaneously converted by so-called evaporation into the form of a gas, and carried off into the atmosphere. This, they say, is the explanation behind sudden disappearances of water all across the state.</p>
<p>Many non-scientists, however, stand by the widely accepted theory that a lovable invisible two-headed thirsty blue giraffe named Clarence is responsible for the disappearances. The two theories, evaporation and Giraffism, will now be taught on a more equal footing to school-children across Kansas. Parents are pleased, saying that Giraffism is easier to understand and far more comforting to small children. &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing happy about evaporation,&#8221; says Frank Nubbins, father of Jason, 6, and Sue Ellen, 4. &#8220;Clarence the giraffe is blue, and he&#8217;s lovable. You can&#8217;t say that about evaporation, that&#8217;s for sure. I love my children.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Nobody has ever adequately explained evaporation,&#8221; says Dr. Harold Thumper, of the Kansas Board of Education. &#8220;With evaporation, we&#8217;re expected to imagine that water just disappears, all by itself, with no rhyme or reason. That&#8217;s ridiculous.&#8221;</p>
<p>Clarence the lovable invisible two-headed blue giraffe, on the other hand, is always thirsty, an explanation which is simple and obvious. He has a well-established presence in children&#8217;s literature. &#8220;Every culture on the planet,&#8221; says Dr. Thumper &#8220;has a story about giraffes, or thirstiness, or lovable blue things. Most of these have happy, happy endings. My children just love these stories. But I challenge you to find a single good story about evaporation.&#8221;</p>
<p>The theory of evaporation is getting a dry reception in academia these days. At leading universities including Harvard, Stanford, and MIT, it&#8217;s impossible to find a single professor of Evaporation on the faculty. &#8220;What&#8217;s the point?&#8221; says Gwen O&#8217;Malley, dean of the Harvard Medical School. &#8220;It&#8217;s not exactly a good career move to spend your life trying to explain evaporation to people.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s in a smile?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Tom Chappell is a fan of psychological tests. Especially if they have anything to do with face blindness.
Well, my turn! I, like most of my co-workers in the computers field, can have moments of awkwardness that a &#8220;well-adjusted&#8221; person would allegedly never experience. Today, for instance, Tom and I were both anguished by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image94" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/smile04.jpg" alt="Smile" align="right"/>My friend Tom Chappell is a fan of psychological tests. <a href="http://www.tomchappell.com/blog/2006/07/test-yourself-for-face-blindness.html">Especially if they have anything to do with face blindness</a>.</p>
<p>Well, my turn! I, like most of my co-workers in the computers field, can have moments of awkwardness that a &#8220;well-adjusted&#8221; person would allegedly never experience. Today, for instance, Tom and I were both anguished by the fact that we couldn&#8217;t tell whether a woman we saw at a restaurant was Georgia, who we happen to have known for years!</p>
<p>Ironically, I seem to be doing better at reading people than actually identifying them.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s play: the BBC web site offers an online test that will help you get a better idea of how perceptive you *really* are.<br />
It is at <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/">www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/</a></p>
<p>Feel free to post or email me your score!</p>
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		<title>Imitation Cheese Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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My friend Tom Chappell and I had a short yet interesting conversation on the topic of imitation cheese food.
Tom&#8217;s point being that this is a baffling notion. Cheese food is not cheese, at least not to someone who knows about cheese, therefore what constitutes the imitation of an imitation?

I took a look here but unfortunately [...]]]></description>
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<p>My friend Tom Chappell and I had a short yet interesting conversation on the topic of imitation cheese food.<br />
Tom&#8217;s point being that this is a baffling notion. Cheese food is not <strong>cheese</strong>, at least not to someone who knows about cheese, therefore what constitutes the imitation of an imitation?</p>
<p><img id="image83" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/images.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Claude Francois" align="left" style="margin-right:1em;" /></p>
<p>I took a look <a href="http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/lunchwagon-american-flavor-imitation-cheese-food-sliced-6017.htm">here</a> but unfortunately ended up being even more confused.</p>
<p>My current analysis is that this product&#8217;s level of quality must be on par with <em>French singers doing covers of bad American songs</em>.</p>
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		<title>Diebold saves money with minibar keys</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, this is getting better and better.
It now seems that, with their usual level of concern with security, Diebold saved a few pennies by using standard one-key-fits-hundreds-of-minibars-and-file-cabinets keys. Take a look.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, this is getting better and better.</p>
<p>It now seems that, with their usual level of concern with security, Diebold saved a few pennies by using standard one-key-fits-hundreds-of-minibars-and-file-cabinets keys. <a href="http://www.freedom-to-tinker.com/?p=1064">Take a look</a>.</p>
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		<title>Census Bureau: We&#8217;ve lost HUNDREDS of laptops!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to AP, the Commerce Department has lost 1,137 laptops since 2001, more than 600 of these being &#8220;misplaced&#8221; by the Census Bureau alone.
I got a letter a month ago from my Worker&#8217;s Comp company warning me that one laptop had been stolen and to contact the credit bureaus right away to get a &#8220;lock&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img align="right" alt="Lojack for laptops" id="image72" title="Lojack for laptops" src="http://chris.ravenscroft.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lojack.thumbnail.jpg" />According to AP, the Commerce Department has lost 1,137 laptops since 2001, more than 600 of these being &#8220;misplaced&#8221; by the Census Bureau alone.</p>
<p>I got a letter a month ago from my Worker&#8217;s Comp company warning me that <u>one</u> laptop had been stolen and to contact the credit bureaus right away to get a &#8220;lock&#8221; placed on all future transactions.</p>
<p>What are we supposed to do when we learn that the Census Bureau lost our information, only x 600? Panic?</p>
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