Garden Wars: Sorry, Gopher!

I have gophers.
Well, not myself personally, but my garden does.
Actually, my backyard had gophers. It now has only one left, I believe.
But this one is quite the tough guy. We’ve thrown everything we had at it without results.

Enters The Giant Destroyer. It looks like dynamite but it doesn’t explode. Instead, it releases a gas that is lethal to gophers.

We used to have many gophers. Now, it’s down to that last one, and it’s only a matter of time until I get rid of him too.

So far, TGD has been extremely efficient. It costs about $1 per stick and, in my opinion, you need more than 50 sticks to wage war to gophers on a 10,000 sqft backyard.

So, there: I recommend this product. Of course, do not forget to spray gophers repellent regularly or it will be the same as never having done anything.